In video games from the '90s, sexy meant pointy as hell.

Game graphics have come a long way, and thank god for that. As soon as 3D character models came out, video game devs dedicated hours to giving them sex appeal. For many gamers, their sexual awakening was Lara Croft’s cube boobs or the pointy, glitchy hookers from GTA. 

And though game graphics have come a long way in those 30 years, we still long for the polygon points of our formative years.